Bowser073

     Yam awoke to a world that seemed to her to be comprised of bruises.  She found herself in a small, but cozily well-outfitted basement.  The floor she was seated on was tiled, with a fully-functioning mini-bar off to her side.  This gave way to the den area, carpeted, with a ring of leather couches surrounding quite possibly the biggest TV Yam had ever seen.  Yam groaned mournfully, feeling like she'd been punched by a truck.      No, wait, she suddenly remembered,  a dragon.  I was headbutted by a three-headed dragon.      Then she recalled what happened directly prior to her unplanned, headbutt-induced slumber.  “SHIT!!” S